The Whittington Hospital

I know what you’re thinking. Peeing in an hospital, isn’t that a bit unethical?

Well, I’d like to argue. Toilet visits are a normal routine for our health and wellbeing. So, as an hospital, Whittington should be the perfect place to let our bladders and bowels be free.

Opened 24 hours,
But I’d recommend coming during visiting hours (09.00am – 08.00pm) to respect the people working there.


doctor loo rollChances of toilet paper: likely

doctor loo disabledAccessible

flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3 Baby-changing facilities

doctor loo happy poopPoop-friendly
(With many toilets, you will be able to find a place to relieve yourselves)

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The Whitgift Centre

Stop taking the piss out of Croydon. They have lots of pee-worthy toilets!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday: 09.00 am – 07.00 pm
Thursday: 09.00 am – 09.00 pm
Sunday: 11.00 am – 05.00 pm


doctor loo rollChances of toilet paper: likely

doctor loo disabledAccessible

flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3 Baby-changing facilities

doctor loo happy poopPoop-friendly
(As always, head to the quieter levels for more peace, more quiet, more paper)

The Brew House – Hampstead

Nothing’s better than a stroll in the park. Aren’t I right?
But here’s the thing, there isn’t a lot of loos around… Except dogs that can pee everywhere they please, humans like us need to find a decent place to relieve our bladders.
Fortunately the café near Kenwood house is here to help all the tiny bladders out! Phew!

Daily: 10.00 am – 05.00 pm


doctor loo rollChances of toilet paper: likely

doctor loo disabledAccessible

flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3 Baby-changing facilities

doctor loo sad poopPoop-unfriendly
(It’s a bit too small to fully relax into this I’m afraid)

Westfield – Sheperd’s bush

You know what they say ‘when in doubt, shopping centres are a good shout!’.
Okay, they don’t say that, but I do. With their numerous floors and fancy facilities, shopping centres are often the best place to go for a cheeky wee. Unless it’s Christmas season of course and the queues are horrendous.

Monday – Saturday: 10.00 am – 10.00 pm
Sunday: 12.00 am – 06.00 pm


doctor loo rollChances of toilet paper: very likely

doctor loo disabledAccessible

flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3Amazing baby-changing facilities
(clean, spacious and even with a microwave to heat up your milk bottle)

doctor loo happy poopPoop-friendly
(As usual, choose the less crowded floors and poop away…)

Tate Modern

The best thing in London is a stroll on the Southbank. Who’s with me? Expect when your bladder decides to spoil the walk.

Fortunately, Doctor Loo is here to tell you where to pee so even the sight of the Thames won’t be able to disturb you.

Sunday to Thursday: 10.00 am – 06.00 pm
Fridays and Saturdays: 10.00 am – 10.00 pm


doctor loo rollChances of toilet paper: likely

doctor loo disabledAccessible

flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3 Baby changing facilities – levels 0 and 2

doctor loo happy poopPoop-friendly
(Choose the quieter levels for a nice pooping time – I’d recommend levels 4 or 0)

Angel Central

 

Angel Central… With a name like this and its very own angel wings sculpture, this should be heaven on earth. Well, nearly.

Located on the ground floor, in front of the O2 Academy, these toilets are pretty clean and well-maintained. If only they had baby-changing facilities, it would be an A+.

Monday to Saturday: 10.00 am – 07.00 pm
Sunday: 11.00 am – 05.00 pm


doctor loo rollChances of toilet paper: likely

doctor loo disabledAccessible

flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3 No, sorry baby…

doctor loo sad poopPoop-unfriendly
(The cubicle doors usually do not close very well and leave a tiny gap. Not the most comfortable place to poop when)

Trafalgar Square

Lions, a column, fountains, a funky fourth plinth… And toilets! Trafalgar is a surprising central London spot.

NOTE: these toilets are only free on event days. I repeat, only free on event days – think Chinese New Year, Africa on the Square, Diwali, St Patrick’s…
It’s annoying most of the year but still handy for those funky days.

09.00 am – 08.00 pm


doctor loo rollChances of toilet paper: likely

doctor loo disabledAccessible

flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3 Baby-changing facilities

doctor loo happy poopPoop-friendly