Some people like to take the piss out of Croydon.
Well I say, piss-wise, this place is actually quite good. Hello Croydon, I love your numerous toilets!
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday: 10.00 am – 06.30 pm
Thursday: 10.00 am – 08.30 pm
Friday: 10.00 am – 07.00 pm
Saturday: 09.00 am – 07.00 pm
Sunday: 11.00 am – 05.00 pm
Chances of toilet paper: likely
(As always, head to the quieter levels for more peace, more quiet, more paper)